messiah

jesus of nazareth, the king of the jews
jesus christ is the messiah, the anointed one, the savior of mankind, the son of the living g-d, and g-d himself. apart from him no one can enter heaven or receive eternal life.
a savoir
~go ahead and build a better messiah, we can dig another grave.~
a child of t.i. or aka t.i.p. harris
t.i.:aye messiah get over here yo mama want you
messiah: yes daddy
1. boring christian college in the middle of pennsylvania (aka nowhere) where kids know in saying their college name that they will automatically get pitied and/or mad sympathy from other college friends of theirs that rock out every weekend (or even just ponder the idea of hanging out with the opposite s-x on say…a thursday?! wtf…) parents love the idea, kids know if a college has a nickname for jesus in the t-tle, the college has to be a ball breaker.
scenario 1-
(someone’s mom): “so jimmy, what college are you going to?”
jimmy: “messiah college mam.”
mom: “oh that’s lovely, soo lovely. you’ll have such a nice time and make lots of nice friends.”

scenario 2-
(someone normal) “todd”: “dude, where do you go?”
jimmy: “um…well…i go to school in pa.”
todd: “where in pennsylvania?”
jimmy: “um..you’ve probably never heard of it…”
todd: “come on, i’m sure i have.”
jimmy:”well…messiah college?”
todd: “d-mn…”
jimmy: “yeah.”
—-silence—–
jimmy: “i know….”
used when referring to a person who is extremely late and will almost undoubtedly never turn up.
that guy is the messiah.
the jewish word given to the saviour of the world, was thought to be jesus (who was actually an arab magician). one of the most famous uses of the word messiah was in monty python’s: the life of brian were brian is mistaken to be the messiah of jerusalem.
crowd: “show us the messiah!”
mum: “its a mess up here but there is no messiah!”
crowd: “brian! show us brian”
mum: “he’s not the messiah, he’s a very naughty boy, now go away!”
rachel maddow is my messiah.
audience: “show us the messiah!”

the one true dog: “its a mess up here but there is no messiah!”

audience: “rachel! show us rachel!”

the one true dog: “she’s not the messiah, she’s a very naughty girl, now go away!”

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