messterner
mɛstəɹnəɹ
1. noun. adjective. hybrid word describing a person of western origin who has travelled in an eastern direction in search of fun, frolics and adventure but who indulge in significant volumes of mind altering substances (e.g. alcohol) which results in a mess. often preceded in a sentence by the word ‘fat’.
those fat messterners are awfully tipsy!!
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