messy beacon
the act of vomiting on someone’s -ss and using it as lube to f-ck them. the term was first originated in 1920 under the holy see of pope benedict xv one night in the vatican. rumours swept america by storm when talk of cardinal merry del val’s h-m-s-xual encounters were finished with del val vomiting onto a bishop’s -sshole. americans coined the shocking term “messy beacon” when more rumours appeared that new york city mayor gandolph beacon gave his h-m-s-xual lover a messy beacon of his own. and so the rest was history!
dude, last night i got really drunk at this gay bar my girlfriend dragged me to and before you know it i gave this guy a messy beacon.
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