metalitus
a disease in which somebody makes a sudden shift in music taste to any form of metal. they then become obsessed with metal for many years to come and end up worshipping some icon or symbol for a metal band. the largest pr-ne to this disease are males between the ages of 13-19.
example 1
father jim: “h-llo son, i heard you got metalitus. is this going to change your belief in the lord almighty?”
kid: “all hale metal!!!”
example 2
joe: “hey you alright man? you’ve been acting a little strange ever since you got metalitus.”
will: “praiiseee eddie!!!!!!!!”
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