Metallocrustomachinaism
the worship of toasters, and other machines that bring forth the toast.
founded in 2008, metallocrustomachinaism was created a way to worship a revolutionary new god.
the story goes as follows:
in the beginning, there was nothing but the toaster, which was forever waiting to release its bread, thus creating the universe.
finally, there was a sign. the lever on the toaster began to rise. after one moon, the toaster rose up, and its bread was released.
the toast was shot into sp-ce, and upon this plane everything was created.
to learn more about metallocrustomachinaism, email [email protected]
dude, i just converted to metallocrustomachinaism last week, and boy, i’ve been worshiping my toaster ever since!
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