metamucil monkey
1 tbsp metamucil
3 oz costco vodka
2 oz water
johnny knew it all too well. when he travelled, dry -ss-brownies would slowly form. he would be soon become excrementally challenged. he turned to a friend who, in turn, prescribed a metamucil monkey.
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