Metaphive
a metaphor about a metaphor, a simile about a metaphor, or a metaphor taken to the next level.
“i heard bob got 6 extra credit points on his paper”
“why?”
“he used a metaphive”
“what was it?”
“he wrote ‘bob’s heart was filled with helium because he just got 6 extra credit points on his paper'”
“so the fact that he actually got 6 extra points on the paper made it a metaphive… paradoxical…”
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