metaphysical virus
an energetic virus contracted by hanging around people who are unconscious, un-evolved and bare the resemblance of a troll.
“i caught a metaphysical virus yesterday at that party under the 110 fwy.”
“i think i caught a metaphysical virus last night from that soulless stripper.”
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