Metawhorephosis
a profound change in form from one stage to the next in the life history of a man as from being born a n-body, rising to super stardom and using that influence to f-ck everything that moves.
a complete change of form, structure, or substance, as transformation by money, fame, fortune, plastic surgery thus propelling a man to seek s-xual relations with global sl-ts irregardless of his beautiful wife at home with his children.
pathology. a type of alteration or degeneration in which tissues are changed. for example, athletes who equate the size of their d-ck to the size of their bank account.
tiger woods quickly rose to superstardom status and was idolized by millions. yet, he managed to keep his life with his beautiful wife and children private. he shocked the world as his metawh-r-phosis became public revealing that the “golden boy” had had numerous affairs with all sorts of wh-r-s and even f-cked the waitress at perkins in the church parking lot!
the process by which a nice young woman, for any reason, becomes a complete wh-r-.
jane used to be such a sweet girl. you know, before the metawh-r-phosis. wh-r- metamorphosis
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