methane breather
one who has had his/her head up his/her (or someone else’s) -rs- for so long that they have adapted to the methane rich atmosphere. see also: craniorectal inversion
the sales department is populated entirely by methane breathers. even if they could pull their heads out of their -sses, they would probably die of oxygen overdose. see also: cranio-rectal inversion
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