metric butt ton


a large quant-ty of something, usu. intended to be greater than hugantic or ginormous but regardless is referring to multiple items or actions.
all right, recruit–i’d better see me a metric b-tt ton of shoe polish on those boots or i’m gonna rip you a new one!

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i’m afraid i can’t join you and the lads for the croquet match today, as i have a metric b-tt ton of wallhangings to color-coordinate before the gimp arrives this evening.
1.an amount that exceeds expectations of extremes, literally in metric weight.

2.an amount equal to a ton measured in increments of obese -sses, usually for diorama purposes only.
there’s gonna be a metric b-tt-ton of liquid awesome

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