Metric Fuckton

more properly, “metric f-cktonne.” the f-ckton is the imperial standard for the measurement of f-ckweight, while the f-cktonne, in contrast, const-tutes the metric measure of f-ckm-ss.

generally used to imply superlative quant-ty with the metric standard included to emphasise this point. the inclusion of the term is, however, fundamentally a misuse of that standard, as the imperial f-ckton (2000 imperial f-ckpounds) denotes a slightly greater measure of f-ckweight within earth’s gravitational pull than does the metric f-ckton (1000 metric f-ckilograms).
i’ve got a metric f-cktonne of this stuff to finish before monday, or i’m f-cked indeed.
a whole h-ll of a lot of something. see also: metric sh-tload
the teacher gave me a metric f-ckton of homework.
slightly more than an imperial f-ck ton. the exact measurements of the metric f-ck ton are unknown, owing to the fact that the term is generally used to describe an indeterminately-large quant-ty of something.
that pizza you left on the floor last night is now covered in a metric f-ck ton of ants.
a whole lot of something.
fred: check it out! i had a party last night and now i have three full trash cans of beer cans to recycle!

steve: wow. that is a metric f-ck-ton of aluminum cans.
1) an unimaginable amount of something; so much of an object, item, or substance that it is so immeasurable it cannot be cl-ssified as a f-ck ton.

2) a lot more than an ‘-ss load’ or ‘sh-t ton’ or even a regular f-ck ton.
a whole f-ck ton of people watch sunday night football, but a metric f-ck ton watch the superbowl every year.
a measure of digitized data approximately 10 gigabytes in size
sir dansbury wimbledon purchased an electronic reader in so that he may peruse his collection of portable doc-ment files which totaled just over 1.2 metric f-ck-tons
the exact amount of something it takes to choke a sperm whale. this is of course a poor measurement, as a sperm whale is enough to choke a sperm whale.
and then he gave me a metric f-ckton of paperwork man!

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