metric fucktonne
weighs marginally less than an imperial f-ckton.
1 imperial f-ckton = 1.016 metric f-cktonnes
“man, i’ve a sh-tload of work this week”
“that’s nothing faeg, i’ve a metric f-cktonne of -ssignments due tomorrow morning”
“so, still going on the beer tonight?”
“does the pope sh-t in the woods?”
3 more definitions
noun: an extremely large amount of something, unto absurdity.
generally used in hyperbole.
note: proper usage demands the british spelling of “tonne” becuse the extra letters are also absurd.
angrybunnyman updates his journal a metric f-ck tonne
unit of measurement.
built upon the old english term “sh-t load”, which is very lacking in actual measurable significance, a metric f-ck tonne is a significantly more accurate. easily identified with the abbreviation ft, a metric f-ck tonne is greater than one may care to measure. most commonly used to describe weight which is clearly no less than one thousand kilograms, but when actual measurement has not taken place. not to be confused with the antiquated, imperial f-ck tonne.
james: “i just couldn’t get the fire to take, i think the wood was still green, so i threw a f-ck tonne of petrol on and off it went!”
frank: “was that a imperial f-ck tonne james?”
james: “great question frank – it was definitely one metric f-ck tonne”
me-trik fuhk tuhn (australian)
noun, adjective. often used as hyperbole.
a non-standardized unit of measurement.
“wow- that’s a metric f-cktonne of rain through most of coastal queensland and all of nsw!” (asher, k.)
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