Metro Locking


metro lock – also known as tube locking, is when an individual or select set are placed in no mans land on a metrolink or on the tube. they have know where to hold onto during a b-mpy, dodgy journey. frightened and terrified and with the only one outcome, they lock onto the nearest salty p-ssenger close at hand, holding onto dear life before they depart the metro/tube and carry on with their daily majestic lives. walking on, they and the poor helpless victim have just encountered metro locking!
“metro locking”

phil – (chuckling) did you just see that guy?!!

daz – (also chuckling) yeah!! he just metro locked that poor old woman. i think he’s still hanging off her like a dog on heat!!

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