metro-muscles
the specific muscles you grow from the habitual use of the subway.
edward:wow your legs look so much bigger johnny. have you been working out?
johnny: no, i’ve just been standing for two hours a day on the bus. thanks!!
edward: d-mn, strong metro-muscles (noh-m-)
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