metro syndrome


a state of mind, usually aquired from a long trip on any subway or metro train, wherein the person feels as if everyone is looking at them.
dale: hey bro, what took you so long to get here?

anton: i don’t know man, just chill the f-ck out and stop staring at me! i’ve got mad metro syndrome!

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