Metrohag


metrohags are girls who like hanging around metros-xual men for the same reasons gay men have hags. metros-xual men have a good sense of style, art and culture. also, metro guys are usually better listeners than regular straight guys who eat burritos and drink beer.
my metros-xual husband gets a lot of attention from his metrohags

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