Metrometre
the number of b-ttons undone on a v-neck shirt worn by men who are metros-xual.
“that guy with b-ttons done half way up his shirt rates a 5 on the metrometre.”
the number of b-ttons undone on a v-neck shirt worn by men who are metros-xual.
“that guy with b-ttons done half way up his shirt rates a 5 on the metrometre.”
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