metrophobic
metrophobia, contrary to pop-cultural belief, means “fear of hatred of poetry.” it does not have anything to do with women fearing so-called “metros-xuals.”
mum, i’ve told you 1000 times, your poetry is cr-p and i’m metrophobic!
adjective. afraid of, disliking, or disapproving of metros-xual society and culture.
your mullet suggests that you may be metrophobic.
afraid of metros-xuals. phobia to metros-xuals.
a woman who is deathly afraid of straight men who act gay, i.e. a woman of high intelligence.
what?! how can you not like the guy wearing the $300 shirt and drinking shiraz over at the bar? you’re so metrophobic!
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