metropolitan innundation syndrome
metropolitan innundation syndrome, or mis, has two main manifestations.
the most prominent occurs when someone of rural or suburban origins travels to a large city. symptoms include disorientation, slow reactions (as they are unused to the faster pace of life), respiratory problems (from polution), hearing loss and/or tinitus (caused by city noise), and eye strain (from excessive light exposure).
the second manifestation occurs when a city-dweller travels to suburbia or a rural area. the primary symptom in this case is boredome, and subsequent substance abuse or destructive behavior.
type i: wtf? where am i? all the streets look the same! i can’t think with all this noise and light!
type ii: dude! there’s no starbucks here! let’s get drunk and burn stuff.
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