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• Micy

  a kind , caring , gentle , sweet , loving person . with a huge heart , and someone who’s very friendly and nice . has an insane obession with music , and art , and phones . she like hugs . give her loads of hugs man . you don’t understand her obsession for […]

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  when you are having -n-l s-x and the person you are doing shoots you across the room with diarrhea. “dude she delivered the middle eastern mudslide with such grace, i felt as though i were sliding down a chocolatey road to heaven.” “that’s disgusting.”

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• misderection

  the result of a man being s-xually aroused by a woman, only to realize later the arouser is a man. doug found himself as a deeply wounded victim of misderection while visiting a m-ssage parlor in thailand

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