Mexican Bluetooth
duct tape used to tape a cell phone to the head of a mexican so a real bluetooth device is not necessary, which saves money that could be used to buy corona.
the gardener used his mexican bluetooth so he could talk on his phone, mow a lawn and drink a beer all at the same time.
when you put your phone on speaker and put it in your sun visor above you. similar to the bluetooth speaker in the car ceiling above the driver in most newer model cars, but for the less fortunate.
check it out, my ride has a mexican bluetooth. i can drive and talk hands free now! finally livin’ large.
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