mexican breakfast
a cigarette and some tap water as a meal.
i am so poor, i had to eat a mexican breakfast today.
when you pull down your pants and fart in somebody’s face.
dude, i woke up johnny by making him a mexican breakfast in bed.
an act of oral s-x taking place between 4am-1030 am.
dude i just had the best mexican breakfast this morning.
a s-xual act that occurs between the hours of 5:00am and 11:00am.
ex: receiving a bl-w j-b at 6am would be a mexican breakfast.
a cigarette & coffee for breakfast.
karter and i shared a mexican breakfast this morning.
on the morning after, when you have s-x with the still-sleeping girl next to you before she fully wakes up to realize what is happening then hurriedly leave her place.
“wait, i thought you only had s-x with emily last night?”
“no, dude, i gave her a mexican breakfast this morning and bolted before she even knew what happened!”
when you are banging a chic doggie style then apply a small amount of hot sauce to your thumb. then your proceed by sticking your thumb in her -n-s. she will jump, flip her over then feed it to her.
“girl your breath stinks!” reply “yeah johnny gave me a mexican breakfast!”
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