Mexican Bulldog
the mexican bulldog is a s-xual position in which the male is in a crouched position with knees bent and leaning forward. the male hovers over the female who is lying in the pr-ne position. the male must be wearing a sombrero and at the moment of climax yells “aye aye aye!”
edgar and jessica had so much fun doing the mexican bulldog on their honeymoon that it’s now their s-xual position of choice.
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