Mexican Calzone
a s-xual combo move whereby the man performs an alabama hot pocket and then ‘seals the envelope’ in which he seals the excrement inside of the woman’s v-g-n- using his dried s-m-n.
i was going down on this girl and forgot that i had given her a mexican calzone the night before.
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