Mexican Cartwheel

the mexican cartwheel is a standing sixty-nine. hetero – the man is standing up, the woman has his p-n-s in her mouth, and her thighs are on his shoulders, his face is in her crotch. he can have his arms around her waist, or holding her shoulders. just be careful getting into, and out of, this position, no dropping of the partner is allowed.
guy: “wanna do a mexican cartwheel babe?”
babe: “only for a few minutes this time, it gives me a headache.”
a s-x act mentioned by the character adrian hobbs to her husband andrew as a suggestion made by another character, dulcy, in a midsummer night’s s-x comedy, written and directed by woody allen (1982). andrew replied that it sounds incredibly filthy, however no description is given, and people have been making suggestions as to the nature of the act ever since. here’s another.

not the gymnastic activity. rather -n-logous to the wheel of a cart.

hot version: woman seated atop a man, with his erect p-n-s in her v-g-n-. she straightens her knees and puts her legs forward at angles, like the spokes of a cart wheel. she may do the same with her arms, as though they were spokes of a second wheel. then her partner (or, better, one or more other persons) rotates her with the p-n-s acting like an axle. success may depend upon the physical attributes of the persons involved.

extra hot version: gender here is less relevant. the erect p-n-s is in the rotating partner’s r-ct-m.

super hot (but extremely difficult) version: two p-n-ses are involved at the same time in the same orifice. variant: two erect p-n-ses act like two ends of an axle, one taken orally, the other below. some contraption, such as a netted hammock or a board with a hole in it, may be necessary to suspend the top partner. most easily performed, given some practice, in a zero-gravity environment, in which case anchoring of the partners serving as axles will be necessary.
teddy and gina helped sophie and me perform the mexican cartwheel. it’s much easier when you can just lie back — or, in sophie’s case, sit — and enjoy while your helpers do all the work.
when you get stabbed in the p–p shoot by a bull and make a full 360 before hitting the ground again.
did you see pedro when he did that mexican cartwheel last week!?