Mexican Cat
a cat that has mexican origins. they often meow with a spanish accent and love a good taco and burrito. (a churro is a favourite as well)
the appearance of a mexican cat is known to look similar to a very beefy and butch fur ball. the size is smaller than your average elephant but bigger than your average turtle.
gerald: hey have you seen that new kid on the block?
paul: yeah i heard not to mess with him he has a mexican cat.
idiot: wanna fight mate?
new kid: fight my mexican cat!
idiot: oh sh-t you have a mexican cat better not mess with you.
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