Mexican delivery
the act of masturbation performed in the knowledge the cleaner or gardener will arrive during the event and be compelled to carry on their duties regardless or beat a discreet exit. such occasions are often filmed for general viewing on social networked media.
i treated carlotta to a mexican delivery. she carried on dusting the furniture without batting an eyelid.
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