mexican earwig
while having s-x with a girl, you stick a finger in her -sshole/p–pshoot/brown eye etc.
the important part is getting a little bit of p–pie on your finger tip.
now, as if you were to perform a “dirty sanchez” (spreading the sh-t on her lip/nose) you stick your sh-t covered finger in her ear.
proceed to yell “holy f-ck its a mexican earwig!!!”
i guess that b-tch doesnt like the mexican earwig…
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