Mexican Fireflies
when you sh-t dookie b-lls on a girl and you set the dookie b-lls on fire.
josh: can i give you mexican fireflies?
shanaynay: what’s that?
josh: oh, it’s nothing. i’m just gonna sh-t on you and set it on fire.
shanaynay: ………..yummy.
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