Mexican Fireworks
when a guy is close to finish, he pulls out and yells “arriba!” (hence, mexican) as he gives the girl a “money shot” (therefore, fireworks)
girl 1: what was all that commotion from your bedroom? and what happened to your face? why is it sticky?
girl 2: he gave me mexican fireworks…
girl 1: eww
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