Mexican Gay
the belief that having unprotected -n-l s-x with another man does not qualify them as h-m-s-xual as long as they are the giver. typically hispanic.
julio’s wife is in mexico, so he f-cks dudes to get by when he cant find a woman, thus making him mexican gay.
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