Mexican Hot Poker
a mexican hot poker is when u dip your d-ck in hot sauce then in your victims -ss!
my girlfriend was acting up, so i surprised her with a mexican hot poker! she was sh-tting fire for a week.
a mexican hot poker is when u dip your d-ck in hot sauce then in your victims -ss!
my girlfriend was acting up, so i surprised her with a mexican hot poker! unfortunately while i was f-cking her in the -ss some hot sauce dripped from my b-lls into my -ss and we both went to the er. so please only use hot sauce as needed.
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