Mexican Hotplate
when you take a hot pepper, rub it all over your lips… then proceed to go down on your woman….
pre-requisite of being 65 years old plus. when younger than that, it’s called being an -sshole and is only performed in secrecy without the woman’s knowledge.
old woman: “i just love it when you kiss me ‘down there’. you’re like an arist with your tongue.”
old man: “p-ss me one o’ them hot peppers”
there’s a mexican hotplate
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