mexican jetpack
it’s when a landscape laborer straps on two leaf blowers and points the nozzles straight down while adjusting the throttles for max vertical lift. the effects are spectacular, even though flight control is difficult.
geronimo liked to freak out the old ladies around the clients’ homes by doing fly-bys with his mexican jetpack.
a mexican “landscape technician” who wears one of those leaf blower backpacks.
juan p-wned his mexican jetpack to buy some jalopenos.
5 pounds of beans + b-tt plug ( wait 2 days )
eat mucho beans ram b-tt plug up -ss.
wait 2 days squat down light match pull plug wow! mexican jetpack! a small hombre can go vertical for 14 feet.
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