Mexican Jumping Beans
1. this is a term used for describing illigal aliens crossing the mexican border.
2. this is a term used by police(pigs)refering to trying to arrest a mexican running with lettuce(marijuanna).
catch that mexican jumping bean!
look its a mexican jumping bean.
holy $h!% its a mexican jumping bean!!!
when a man c-ms on a womans br–sts, and then slaps the sides and bottoms of the br–sts, the sperm drops will bounce up and down.
i gave your sister a bunch of mexican jumping beans.
the act of putting a high voltage piece of equipment to a pool of water filled with mexicans and watching them jump up and down in pain.
i got some mexican jumping beans at petco.
those mexican jumping beans reached record hieghts!
epic little beans that you keep as pets for third grade. all you have to do is keep them locked in a drawer.
guy 1: hey what are those?
guy 2: they are mexican jumping beans
guy 1: epic!
when a guy goes down on a latin girl and she can’t control herself, causing her to “jump” around uncontrollably. can also refer to a vibrator called the bean
guy 1: i ate out maria last night and she started shaking around so much i had to slow down.
guy 2: thats what you call a mexican jumping bean
when a female puts as many tampons in her r-ct-m. a few hours later she drinks as much laxitives as she can possibly have. and the “bean” will jump out
yep i saw saw a p-rno where a chick had a mexican jumping bean!!!!
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i used mexican jumping beans to win the olympics
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