Mexican Justice


1.) the act of performing -n-l s-x on one’s spouse mid-coitus ipso facto her not providing dinner.
el doctor: the other night, i came home after a long, hard day at werk, and my woman didn’t have any dinner on the table, so you know what i did?

capitan chaos: produced some mexican justice?

el doctor: produ– hey! that’s my line!
the practice of framing gringos and tourists for crimes committed by the locals.
mexican justice never blames the locals as it will scare away tourists. thus the blame is put on the tourists who rented the hotel room next door to the murder.

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