mexican lottery
when a mexican dies and the surviving family members get rich off the lawsuit that they file.
after jose got shot by the cops, his mom hit the mexican lottery, when she sued the city.
when you get two sodas from a vending machine for the price of one.
guy 1:bro i just won the mexican lottery want a snapple
guy 2: yhea thanks man
when a woman has a bunch of children in hopes that one of them will eventually strike it rich
– i hear maria’s son is playing pro baseball.
– yeah, she won the mexican lottery
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