Mexican Love Bat
a type of weapon originating from mexico. used to bash people, but in far worse ways than the standard baseball bat. a mexican love bat consists of a normal baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire, and than covered in superglue and broken gl-ss. although little gl-ss remains after a few hits of a soft fleshy target, the barbed wire will still give the person being hit a spiky delight.
that guy just stole my pot, let’s show him the mexican love bat.
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