Mexican Mile
the outrageously long distance between you and the toilet generally realized after consuming a slippery meal from a local mexican restaurant.
after that triple cheese, black bean, and shrimp chalupa, my mexican mile ended with a a call to the home depot for an emergency steam-cleaner rental.
when your ride doesn’t show up and you (and your amigos, if any) have to run to your destination. the more people, the better. typically, wearing sombreros makes running a mexican mile more fun, thus giving it the name.
our ride bailed out on us so we had to run a mexican mile to get to the party.
#sombrero #mexican #mile run #amigo #taco
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