Mexican Mini Van
five in the front, five in the back.
me: dude, i totally gave lisa a mexican minivan last night!
jim: how was it?
me: awesome, except i clenched my fist after it was inside, pulled out a handful of p–p.
5 in the front and 5 in the back. when a man fists a woman through both her v-g-n- and her -sshole.
” imma fit you up and make you into a mexican mini van!!”
the act of sticking two fingers in a woman’s v-g-n- while your friend double-fists the -ss. hence there are two in the front, 10 in the back.
wanna give bridget a mexican minivan with me?
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