Mexican Moisturizer
when a man is f-cking a sl-tty girl and she decides that her legs are too dry so the guy eats lots of mexican food and then goes diarrhea on her legs. together they m-ssage the sh-t until it settles in, then repeat the process.
last night fernandez gave emily some mexican moisturizer!
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