Mexican Mourning
a mexican mourning is the painful feeling and diarrhea you have when you wake up the next morning from a mexican dinner. its a cultural sfacklefest! (sfackle – the art of projecting feces with the aid of a fart, a fart sp-ckle).
i was totally having a wet dream when i was abruptly awoken by a mexican mourning!
one morning in cancun, i drank tap water and in 5 minutes i had a mexican mourning knocking at my sphincter…
lucky, one of the 2 girls didnt have mexican for dinner before playing with the cup…(mexican mourning would have made that video anti-viral)
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