Mexican Moustache
when you blow your load on a girls face, then either using your own or preferably her pubs to put on her upper lip. when no pubic hair is available use -ss hair. it then resembles a mexican moustache, no offence to mexicans. 😉
dude: “oh yeah, i’m gonna come”
– commences facial
broad: “oh yeah i love it”
dude: rips her -ss hair out and puts on her lip
broad: “owww!!! what the f-ck?!?!”
dude: “mexican moustache b-tch!!!”
a thin, sorry excuse for facial hair consisting of a few scraggly, individually visible hairs scattered above a man’s upper lip. typically seen on teenage boys who can’t yet grow a full moustache, and on men from ethnic backgrounds that typically have sp-rs- facial hair. pathetic for the same reasons as a comb-over, and very low cl-ss.
jimbob’s luck changed one day when he shaved off his mullet and his mexican moustache. someplace called him back for a job interview that wasn’t a gas station.
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