mexican pony
a large dog that the little bambinos take rides on while their saggy, cr-p-filled diapers leak all over the poor, tired dog.
maria’s kids wanted a pony for christmas, but since she lived in an apartment, she was only able to buy a mexican pony for her kids to abuse.
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