Mexican popsicle
when you ensert 1/3 cup of any multi-purpose glue into your -sshole. steadly insert a popsicle stick into your -sshole sqeeze your -ss shut and hold for 25 minutes. when glue has dried ensert a b-tterknife into your -sshole and pry the surrounding glue open until the popsicle comes out. then enjoy.
for better results try using a popsicle stick with jokes on it
tim: dude my -sshole hurts so bad
casey: no sh-t but at least you got to enjoy that mexican popsicle
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