Mexican Purse


a purse that carries valuable things like cash, cell phones, or tacos, or even legal doc-ments to your kids owed child support! usually made from companies like victoria’s secret, it is a purse that goes around the female shoulders underneath her top outer garment. referred as a “bra”, you know- yes! those things you dirty person….
wherez my lightz! oh yeah, itz in my mexican purse, you know how we do it ghetto in selma!

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