Mexican pussy
a p-ssy so loose you could smuggle things in it
person 1: i’ve got a bunch of contraband that needs to be stored. the thing is that i have no idea of where to store it.
person 2: well my wife has a mexican p-ssy. it’s so loose that you could store all of that sh-t without anybody noticing.
person 1: awesome sauce!
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