mexican ripcord
a male inserts a long plastic, or rubber string of -n-l beads into one’s -n-s. the male then rapidly and forcefully pulls the -n-l beads out of the victim’s -n-s. due to the unexpected pressure change of the r-ct-m to the outside world, the feces of the individual spray out in a “thumb covering hose fashion.” the action also creates a starting engine/shart noise that im comparable to a lawn mowers ripcord/ starting mechanism.
“hey larry, i gave my life partner a mexican ripcord the other night, and i’m still in the process of cleaning the linens. do you have any lysol?”
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