mexican shits
the sh-ts you get after eating a large amount of mexican food. you can often feel the spicyness as it exits your -ss.
“chinga man, i ate 4 tacos and some salsa last night and now i got the mexican sh-ts! my -sshole is on fire!!!!”
after a night of extreme drinking, you get up to take a sh-t. and it smells so bad that your eyes burn.
“steve, i could smell your mexican sh-t on the other side of the building… how f-cked up did you get last night dude?”
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